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bro'n it out, lovin the cack, or any form of pole smokin
"wow that strumpet was lauritzen me all night long"
lauritzen by mdog22 April 18, 2008
Laurien is the most beautiful being that one has ever seen on earth. She doesn't trust many, but if it does happen and you are sympathetic to her, she helps you out of all situations and is always ready for shit. Laurien protects her loved ones so much that she neglects herself. She is incredibly beautiful and you can only love or hate her. She is good for laughing, talking and trusting her with things.
She is so wonderful, it can only be Laurien
Laurien by TendoUrGod November 25, 2020
A golden god destined to bring on suffering to all whom oppose him.
The Greek/Roman god Lauritz is the one whom will bring the end of the world.
Lauritz by James Veitch February 26, 2019
Lauritz is a great man. He is a young and handsome man. He has a bright future with a lot of women and money. If you are Lauritz you are the best NO DOUBT
Lauritz is another word of Leonardo Di Caprio
Lauritz by young baller21 August 24, 2020

Lautzenheiser 

A really long ass last name that no one can pronounce right, let alone spell. Comes from the German language meaning "Loud through the house".
"What's your last name?"

"Lautzenheiser"

"OK...I'll just call you by your first name"
Lautzenheiser by Evedora March 5, 2009

laurienne 

a hot, sexy babe who might make u bomb chicken tenders *insert drooling emoji*
"HAVE YOU HAD LAURIENNES CHICKEN TENDERS? THEY R THE BOMB.COM"
laurienne by Grxcxx September 17, 2018