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A very nice, intelligent and humble person. Is the opposite of asbjørn. Everybody loves the recognizable face of the person everybody loves.
Oh, he is a real laurids. I am a laurids, not a asbjørn!!! That laurids has a very redonkulous humor.
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Guy with 20:20 vision: Fuck that guy has a massive dick
Intelligent person: Yeah, he's a real Laurids
Laurids by Jesus_is_my_daddy April 30, 2019
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Mixed Laurids 

A line made of cocain and dried shit.
Damn last night i sniffed the logest Mixed Laurids of my Life.
Mixed Laurids by Deffgor May 8, 2020
one of the prettiest girls you ever met. a laurisa is smart and very strong. You still have many problems that you are reluctant to tell. the most important thing for her are her true friends with whom she laughs. She is very popular with the opposite sex!
„who is that? „

„Oh! many people talk about her, i think her name was laurisa!“

„hot“
Laurisa by CallMehBob November 5, 2018
The most beautiful girl in the land. Every guy wants her.
Basically the most awesomest person you could meet in this life right next to Jesus.
Geez Laurise yummay.
That is one smokin' Laurise. Mmmhmm.
Laurise by Whit&Dan April 27, 2011

Laurissa 

A special breed of woman with a grace and charm, that though... unique... still catches the eye in a pleasing way. A laurissa will treat you fairly, allowing for many chances to right a wrong, but will not wait forever. laurissas are naturally gifted in many ways, including music, science, and mathematics.
Hugging a laurissa is said to instill a wonderful bliss upon the hugger that doesn't last nearly long enough, requiring another hug very shortly after.
Did you see the girl with the violin and the way she walked on stage? Now that's a laurissa.
Laurissa by compgene July 3, 2006
Laurits is a very nice, and cleaver boy.
He is very sexy, but also very smart.

He is the dream of every girl...
Laurits is a very nice, and cleaver boy.
He is very sexy, but also very smart.

He is the dream of every girl...
Laurits by Lauritsnorn273 September 17, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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