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Laurissa 

A special breed of woman with a grace and charm, that though... unique... still catches the eye in a pleasing way. A laurissa will treat you fairly, allowing for many chances to right a wrong, but will not wait forever. laurissas are naturally gifted in many ways, including music, science, and mathematics.
Hugging a laurissa is said to instill a wonderful bliss upon the hugger that doesn't last nearly long enough, requiring another hug very shortly after.
Did you see the girl with the violin and the way she walked on stage? Now that's a laurissa.
Laurissa by compgene July 3, 2006
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Laurissa 

A crazy black haired woman who dances in her underpants and occasionally likes sushi. She is seen to be a man-eater and loves sex. Woman who has a big booty & big boobies.
Girl : Oh man I feel like a laurissa.
Boy : Oh I can't wait to see your panties and feed you raw fish.
Girl: Oh behave.
Boy : Please don't eat me & take my virginity
Laurissa by fantanna February 5, 2010
She is literally an amazing friend, on the contrary from other definitions she is not very popular but has enough friends to always make them feel good, she is a free spirit, she loves being with her friends and will always be there for you. If you ever need something don't doubt that Larissa will be there
Person 1: hey im feeling down

Person 2: Have you talked with Larissa already
Larissa by larita.patitas October 25, 2020
Larissa's are usually extremely smart and outgoing women they can seem shy at first but once they open up they can be the life of the party they have an amazing personality and body they are usually brunettes but sometimes they can be blondes once you hurt a Larissa they will never trust you again you can fall in love with a girl name Larissa very easily Larissa's are fashionable women and seems to be very popular they love making new friends and having a good time Larissa's are good friends and good listeners they stay loyal to the person they date and people they love she has an amazing smile and eyes a sexy body
Guy one, Larissa is absolutely amazing

Guy two, I agree she sure does now how to lighten up a room
Larissa by Holly69 August 15, 2016
the hottest baddest bitches alive. everyone who is given this name is destined to be awesome. they may look intimidating but if you're nice to them they will love you instantly
girl A: wow she's hot! do you know her?
girl B: yeah! her name's Larissa

girl A: that makes so much sense
Larissa by beyourowngoddess July 16, 2021
a girl who looks up her name in urban dict and gets scared by how accurate most of the defenitions are so she makes her own to scare more Larissas
Larissa: *looks up name in urban dict*
Also Larissa: "im calling my lawyer who be stalking me"
Larissa by bananasmakemedie April 16, 2019
one of the prettiest girls you ever met. a laurisa is smart and very strong. You still have many problems that you are reluctant to tell. the most important thing for her are her true friends with whom she laughs. She is very popular with the opposite sex!
„who is that? „

„Oh! many people talk about her, i think her name was laurisa!“

„hot“
Laurisa by CallMehBob November 5, 2018
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