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launching pads 

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.
Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.
launching pads by AEI December 29, 2008

launching a sea pickle 

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle

Launching The Jellies 

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.
"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|

launching the brown rocket 

Another cleaned-up slang phrase for taking a shit.
I told my six-year-old that I’d be out in a minute or two, that I was launching the brown rocket.

Launching the Hand Shuttle

Get out of the freakin' bathroom! What are you doing in there, Launching the Hand Shuttle?

Launching Nukes 

Letting out gross horse farts in public places.
Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."