Much like the Japanese fire escape, the Latin fire drill involves having sex on a car at a stop light (much like Chinese fire drill) but has the added requirement that all participants must be wearing sombreros and a mariachi band must be in attendance, preferably emerging from the trunk of the car
"Damn John, Adam had quite a large mariachi band when he preformed the Latin fire drill last week on mulberry.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).