Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.

Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.

Laser Rifle by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009

Laser Igniter Rifle

A directed-energy weapon that uses focused light to ignite targets rather than cutting or ablating them. Unlike high-power lasers designed to burn through materials, the Laser Igniter Rifle delivers precise pulses of energy that cause rapid heating and ignition of flammable materials—clothing, fuel, organic matter—without necessarily penetrating armor. It's the difference between a cutting torch and a blowtorch: one slices, the other sets ablaze. The tactical advantage is psychological as much as physical—watching your cover ignite around you is deeply demoralizing. Still largely theoretical for man-portable systems due to power requirements, but the concept represents a shift from kinetic to thermal warfare.

"In the game, I hit him with the Laser Igniter Rifle and his whole ghillie suit went up like a torch. He didn't die from the beam; he died from the fire. It's not about penetration—it's about ignition. The weapon doesn't kill you; it makes everything around you kill you."

Laser Igniter Rifle by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 3, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012