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lardarse
yes.........'lardarse' is a derogatory term used to describe fat people who, as we all know, eat copius amounts of lard in order to achieve their portly status and the word' moderation' means nothing to them. Oh yeah and they think cheap tracksuits disguise this and they always insist they eat like 'birds'. Big giant fat birds maybe.
lardarse by sharonmoore September 14, 2006
LaReal
When an individual shits or sharts their pants and is forced to reveal their awful mess when they eventually stand or when said stains eventually permeate their clothing. Often times standing or permeation propagates noisome fumes and provides imagery that is psychologically damaging to onlookers and is said to be "incapable of being unseen".
Laurence bent over and revealed a LaReal to the rest of the bus that could only be described as shockingly obscene.
That chick has some LaRealness going on in her pants.
We have to go, my LaReal is leaking through, and I think that chick on the elevator smelled it.
That chick has some LaRealness going on in her pants.
We have to go, my LaReal is leaking through, and I think that chick on the elevator smelled it.
LaReal by tinatwotits July 30, 2012
lakeara
A down to earth girl she is serenity’s best boo thing she is beautiful she will break your ankles she is so chill and loving but she can be mean sometimes
lakeara by heyyyy boooooo May 21, 2018
lareau
lareau by Lou Hullabaloo July 19, 2007
lamearse
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.