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A malleable chunk of unsweetened chocolate that taste like a dried slab of monkey shit with old unusual nuts jammed inside to simulate the sight of something tasty. But the only thing you’ll be tasting once you sink you teeth into this bar is the immediate trauma caused by it personified by the ever lasting taste in you mouth.
“Hey Todd I just bought five Larabars... that’s $7 I’m never getting back”
Larabar by Hazel O’Brien April 6, 2021
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Larasarapipitara 

Larasarapipitara is a really cool person, who is also very pretty and deserves the world. So if you want to express how much you love someone, call them larasarapipitara!
Omg whos that pretty girl? She seems so sweet!!

Idk, but i guess shes a larasarapipitara!
Larasarapipitara by Rosegirl545 November 2, 2022
1) tasty treat for fat kids

2) someone incredibly daft, with nothing but filling inside (for brains)

3) Lauren Boyle
Jeeze, that larbar was very filling. actually, no, no it wasn't. now im even hungrier. there is absolutely nothing inside
larbar by nishy October 21, 2009
A jamacian boy who chases money but it very humble. He’s sexy and funny. He’s loving and caring when it comes to his girlfriend/wife. He gets angry but always forgives. He’s one of the most mature guys you will ever meet. He does loads for his girl. If you have him in your life you are very lucky. He’s very loyal and only wants one thing, loyalty and love back. He’s brave and strong. He’s gentle and kind. He defends his close ones and protects them at all cost. He’s always knows how to make you smile. He’s great in bed. He respects women. He makes time for people. If you find a Larabas never lose him.
Larabas ur a human being.
Larabas by Bassitou malainine November 21, 2021

larabakussy 

larabakussys are very beautiful creatures. they usually have cats with fruit-related names and they may have an obsession for men the double their age. they are the lost trust-worthy people and they will always comfort you no matter what. if you ever see a larabakussy, never lose them pls. i will forever luvlavlove larabakussys.
-omg i saw larabakussy today!
-me too omg they were so beautiful
-duh

Larasarapipitara 

Someone who cant speak french and thought cheese wasnt made with milk
(Also a person thats a bit dumb but in a funny way)
"Nous avez"

"But cheese doesnt have milk?"

If anyone says something like this or just something stupid, they are a larasarapipitara
Larasarapipitara by Rosegirl545 November 3, 2022
special being
Matej and Tamara are latabár
Latabár by Yasran February 28, 2024
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