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Ghetto Ma ; or a fly ass bitch; someone who is fresh to death, ain't afraid of nobody, & is also beautiful & fine.
That's my Laquita, what up gurl !!!!!!!!!!!!!
laquita by *Bibi* March 7, 2007
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A woman who farts like an elephant. "Kitas" as they are known tend to have an over active anal gland that causes extremely powerful gas bubbles. Most are very good at investigations, but tend to miss work due to their gastric complications.
Damn....was that you LAQUITA?
laquita by El Doctor Gasso January 15, 2010
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Honest, caring, loving, Someone you can always depend on. Someone who is beautiful on the inside and out. She has good taste and class. motherly figure with good advice that you know you can always turn to.
Laqueta? Oh you mean that really pretty version of Mother Teresa?
Laqueta by JPaule February 5, 2010
A Spanish slang meaning "Crazy Little Girl" or "Crazy Girl"
Hola Liquita!....how are you my loquita?
Loquita by Brittania March 18, 2015
Sweet,kind,always smiling, helpful to others,boss, well groomed, professional,enthusiastic,detailed oriented,organized,very cultured,loves to travel, very sexual
Lequita is a kind of woman that's enthusiastic, sexy, organized, and cultural boss..
Lequita by QdaysQdays December 20, 2016

La Quita 

La Quita; A wonder god mother with a heart of gold a beautiful smile and a fantastic personality
She's such a la Quita
La Quita by Monkey junky July 16, 2017
The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. She’s such a badass that all the other ghetto girls wish to be her. Her weave looks like a rusted fish net. Your first impression of her may be that she’s a thot, but looks can be deceiving.
Damn, did you see Laquifa yesterday? She’s such a badass, I wish she was my bae.
Laquifa by you wish you could be me November 20, 2018
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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