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A woman who farts like an elephant. "Kitas" as they are known tend to have an over active anal gland that causes extremely powerful gas bubbles. Most are very good at investigations, but tend to miss work due to their gastric complications.
Damn....was that you LAQUITA?
laquita by El Doctor Gasso January 15, 2010
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Honest, caring, loving, Someone you can always depend on. Someone who is beautiful on the inside and out. She has good taste and class. motherly figure with good advice that you know you can always turn to.
Laqueta? Oh you mean that really pretty version of Mother Teresa?
Laqueta by JPaule February 5, 2010
A Spanish slang meaning "Crazy Little Girl" or "Crazy Girl"
Hola Liquita!....how are you my loquita?
Loquita by Brittania March 18, 2015
Sweet,kind,always smiling, helpful to others,boss, well groomed, professional,enthusiastic,detailed oriented,organized,very cultured,loves to travel, very sexual
Lequita is a kind of woman that's enthusiastic, sexy, organized, and cultural boss..
Lequita by QdaysQdays December 20, 2016

La Quita 

La Quita; A wonder god mother with a heart of gold a beautiful smile and a fantastic personality
La Quita by Monkey junky July 16, 2017
The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. She’s such a badass that all the other ghetto girls wish to be her. Her weave looks like a rusted fish net. Your first impression of her may be that she’s a thot, but looks can be deceiving.
Damn, did you see Laquifa yesterday? She’s such a badass, I wish she was my bae.
Laquifa by you wish you could be me November 20, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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