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A woman who farts like an elephant. "Kitas" as they are known tend to have an over active anal gland that causes extremely powerful gas bubbles. Most are very good at investigations, but tend to miss work due to their gastric complications.
Damn....was that you LAQUITA?
by El Doctor Gasso January 15, 2010
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