Lapout 

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

Lapout by Gyp612 October 24, 2017

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

lapbutter 

a clear yet cloudy liquid of great viscosity, that is excreated from the lap of a suitably excited woman.

her lapbutter made his knee very difficult to balance on, the floor was also covered.

lapbutter by stoph1983 May 23, 2007

leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

Laputa

The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.

This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region

Miyazaki used to make an 18+ animation film once, it's named Laputa : Whore in the sky.

Laputa by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022