lapbutter

a clear yet cloudy liquid of great viscosity, that is excreated from the lap of a suitably excited woman.

her lapbutter made his knee very difficult to balance on, the floor was also covered.

lapbutter by stoph1983 May 23, 2007

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Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

Lap Butter by DonSlappy November 2, 2011

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Related Words

lapbutter • lip butter • laputte • lavsbutterfly • Lazbitter • lil'butter • Fap Butter • lady butter • Lady Utters • lawn butter

Lazbitter

Lazbitter is a friendly way to tell people they're special in an oddly rude sounding way.

Lazbitter:

What the heck you Lazbitter!

Lazbitter by TheHottyPacifist July 15, 2009

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lap butter

the juice that flows forth from an excited woman

as john bounced janet on his knee he could detect a slight residue of lap butter seeping through his trouser leg

lap butter by stopherer May 11, 2008

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laputte

La (the) putte ( French slut)

Today I went out and bought a Laputte

laputte by DarkstarX February 25, 2017

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lavsbutterfly

Lavsbutterfly, a fanpage of zoe. Lavsbutterfly is so sweet and zoe notices her alot. Go get your Lavsbutterfly merch on lavsbutterflymerch.co <lavsbutterfly> Also known as Fia

Lavsbutterfly is a big Zoe Laverne fan!

lavsbutterfly by Katiecool January 15, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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