Definitions by Porkonashtick

Lanterning

To go to the top off a ferris wheel and pooping off the side of the cabin

Me and Tyler went to the fair and decided to go lanterning

Lanterning by Porkonashtick June 19, 2026

fountain boy

A guy who lets bee people piss up his ass

Aaron is a real fountain boy

fountain boy by Porkonashtick January 1, 2024

kentucky thumb 

When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.

I’m totally going to Kentucky thumb Kristine later tonight.

kentucky thumb by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021