To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

Lanstoned by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

Related Words

Lanstence • Lanstoned • Lentence • listence

listence

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.

A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️

listence by Anonymousac July 7, 2019

Lentence

When you listen to your friends tell a story full of lies. You know they are all lies, but you don't say anything because you don't want to interrupt.

"So, I went back in time and ate some dinosaur barbecue ribs and played basketball with some cave men!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"

Lentence by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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