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Lanstoned 

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.
Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)
Lanstoned by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013
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listence 

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.
A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️
listence by Anonymousac July 7, 2019
When you listen to your friends tell a story full of lies. You know they are all lies, but you don't say anything because you don't want to interrupt.
"So, I went back in time and ate some dinosaur barbecue ribs and played basketball with some cave men!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"
Lentence by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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