Lanstence

Is a person who can follows you around and reaches for exceptance and laughs or takes on jokes even they don't know what is going on.

Logan all ways follow me and he is such a lanstence

by Daquan geese November 11, 2017

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

listence

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.

A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️

by Anonymousac July 7, 2019

Lentence

When you listen to your friends tell a story full of lies. You know they are all lies, but you don't say anything because you don't want to interrupt.

"So, I went back in time and ate some dinosaur barbecue ribs and played basketball with some cave men!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"

by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015