listence 

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.

A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️

listence by Anonymousac July 7, 2019

Monthly Listeners

An excuse KSI uses against people who call his music shit

Guy: Ur music is shit
Ksi: Lets see ur monthly listeners then

Monthly Listeners by ChinkyCurry August 2, 2020

Mitski listener 

A Mitski listener is a person with really good music taste but really bad mental health. People who listen to Mitski are also very attractive.

Person:"she's so cool, she must be a Mitski listener!!"

Mitski listener by catpiss69 November 25, 2021

Let’s check his monthly listeners 

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

Let’s check his monthly listeners by Fatneek May 21, 2021

designated listener 

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.

left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak

designated listener by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006

Listener's Block 

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

Listener's Block by simbrose May 20, 2011

listenbed 

An alternative for listened. Used by cooler people.
More common in schools and used by students who are popular

I listenbed to her excuse, but it was not convincing enough.

listenbed by tigeral October 21, 2011