Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

The Lando Special

The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).

You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.

Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).

Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.

12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!

by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020

London Special

To stab another just like in the good ol streets of london

"Oh that grass ye i gave him the london special"

by Jimbob225 April 19, 2024

London Special

To give an individual a stabbin', like in the backstreets (and front streets) of London

He received the London Special last night

by ItsSheepish June 25, 2024

South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023