Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
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Get the Landon Johnson mug.A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....
Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
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Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
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Get the Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson mug.The man who had a major part in the assassination of JFK. Also, he just happend to be the Vice President under JFK. A prime example of one of the many sociopaths who gain access to seats of power.
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Get the Lyndon B. Johnson mug.The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.
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