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land hoe

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.
I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!
by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014
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Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.
I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.
by Mynameissev October 26, 2018
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Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops
Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!
by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
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Land a'hoe

The common phrase stated after someone does an Accidental Pirate
"A guy did an Accidental Pirate on me last night lol" "You said Land a'hoe right?!"
by Jokktapus January 24, 2014
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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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Landhoe

Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.
Angus: “omg, is that landhoe over there?”
Lil superstar: “yeah, let’s go ask for his autograph.”
by Lilloopy August 5, 2019
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Landhoe

Landhoe ! A person who hangs out at the waters edge waiting for another person they don't know to make landfall. such as a Captain, a Sailor, a pirate, a surfer , snokler, scuba diver.
The landhoes were hanging out at the dock today!
by Blondie Gretchen September 12, 2023
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