Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

by Mynameissev October 27, 2018

land hoe

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

by Wasted7466425 February 20, 2014

Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops

Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!

by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023