Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

Lancedale by lancedholmen February 3, 2010

Sir Lancealike 

An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.

Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!

Sir Lancealike by markvw59 June 29, 2010

Lansdale 

A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.

Kevin: i'm so cool because i'm gangster and i live in Lansdale.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.

Lansdale by fuckkyurrmotherrr August 27, 2008

Lancehole 

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

Lancehole by astankytool June 29, 2017

lucedale 

A small ass town where the hoes are fake and the KKK is real

Hey y’all my name is sally smith and I’m from lucedale yee yee

lucedale by Strictly_Dickly November 9, 2018

lansdaled 

1) when you mess something up real bad
2) just the opposite of things that are good pretty much

*can also be used as an adjective(lansdalish), or a verb in present tense(lansdaling)

(guy 1 makes mistake)
guy 2: wow! you really lansdaled that one up!

lansdaled by brian del March 20, 2008

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo 

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.

Ben: Dude I'm starving.
Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo.
Josh: I fuck.

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008