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Sir Lancelot 

According to Aurthurian Myth, the greatest, and most noble of all the knights of the Round Table. He was a freakin' badass, which is why Guinevere fell for him, and not Arthur. He could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.
Sir Bors: Look Gawain, there goes Sir Lancelot!

Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?

Guinevere:Oh that he is.
Sir Lancelot by Mr. Entity February 6, 2012

Laptop Lancelot 

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
Laptop Lancelot by The Barse October 3, 2007

lancelot 

Lancelot is the best boyfriend ever. He will love you so much and care for you forever, he is the most awesome guy you could have wished for. He is also such an interesting person and a lovely friend, there are literally no flaws about his existence. Any Lancelot in existence is magnificent, so treasure him and love him as you would for a lil baby.
Ughhh her bf is Lancelot, I so wish he was mine, I also want the best boyfriend everrrr…
lancelot by cassimima February 14, 2022

Lancelot Syndrome

When a guy is only interested in chicks with boyfriends.
Did you hear about Steve? He got beat up because of his lancelot syndrome

Lancelot 

Lancelot > Mancelot > Manslut

A man who acts like a slut.
He's down in the pub acting a righteous
sir Lancelot.
Lancelot by Mr. Soul August 25, 2008

Sir Lancelittle 

Exactly the opposite of a Sir Lancelot. Cumbersome in every way, screws up in every situation imaginable. If he was instructed to screw up, he'd do it right by mistake.
God dammit where is Kevin? Why did we trust Sir Lancelittle to bring the usb?

Dulce was late to work every single day throughout the entirety of March. What a Sir Lancelittle.
Sir Lancelittle by Rod337 May 9, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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