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A land manatee, ie. a girl so obese that she resembles a manatee on land.
Yeah bra, I was hangin' with my bromigos at the club and we got attacked by a pod of lanatees. I was like nah..............

tubby
fat slut
fatty
Lanatee by ThePopealope June 4, 2010
Words you can keep
When someone says something so stupid that it makes them an automatic re-re, also known as retard, making himself a disappointment
The guy that said that balloons only float because of gravity is definitely a Lantee.
Lantee by Shreklingss June 28, 2015

Landatee 

A Land Manatee. Super fat person. (even tho manatees are cool)
Look out for that landatee! SQUASH!
Landatee by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009
Covered with dense cottony hairs or hairlike filaments.
The woolly aphid has a lanate coat resembling cotton.
lanate by studio34 February 8, 2014
Lanalee a beautiful and insecure girl, she has an amazing heart but always get hurts she is very intelligent are funny positive and goofy she is short with a attitude problem that only makes her cuter she have a beautiful body that she is insecure about she is naturally beautiful, she doesn't see what is right infront of her, she deserves genuine love not manipulate loving her is the best thing to happen to you but she believes it's not she does through alot but she will always have that supportive and over loving brother that reminds her how special and beautiful she is.
Lanalee

Them: she is so cute I want her body
Her: I'm only viewed as a toy
Brother: I genuinely love you with all of my heart❤.
lanalee by Sam harry April 13, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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