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1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.
Only the most amazing women will be selected to be a Lan To
Lan To by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003
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Lantosism 

A "Lantosism" is defined as any statement made by THE Josh Lantos that is considered socially unacceptable/confusing by the general public and especially by the three constituents known as Greek, Tut, and D-Trotts. The examples they give are "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT" and "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE PANTS PARTY."
The United States Runs on Lantosism
Lantosism by Chief Feta Cheese November 22, 2011
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lantogether 

When several people gather in the same place for a computer game on a lan. Like a get-together only usually attended by pwnstars, 1337 haxorz and the like. n00bs are generally discouraged to come.
We're having a little lantogether next weekend. Wanna come?
lantogether by MadTurki January 31, 2008

Zackary Lanton 

the best fuckin Youtuber. gaming, vlogs, he's got everything. forget james charles or pewdiepie or whoever. they are nothing compared to Zackary Lanton. if you aren't subscribed to him you're a noob. you will not be disappointed, subscribe to this fucker. he does giveaways n shit. subscribe and join our cult.
Person 1: you have no idea how much i love Zackary Lanton. i would die for him.
Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe
Lantopi is a type of feeling that you have after getting off the bus. Ears up, legs unfelt, and ringing in your ears. It is usually considered a 612 feeling.
Bus driver: GET OFF THE BUS!
Person: Sorry, oh my lord im feeling LANTOPI.
Lantopi by Amelia Roberto August 6, 2021
1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.
1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"
lanton by jokerman44 August 10, 2010
a lovely girl with front bangs, caramel hair shes obsessed with rap music and youtubers
lantou by hjfvhj merp March 27, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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