by Hoeplease May 06, 2020
Lajahs are naughty little elves off of the shelves that like to walk on nails sticky. Sticky is the name of the game when it comes to Lajahs, and the game is walrus passing. When you see a lajah, DONT EVER break their hearts because karmic revenge will return on you sevenfold and bring communism to your country. Lajahs in love and happy mean a happy capitalist country.
If it weren’t for Lajahs lover, we would survive only on bread.
Oh no! You said Christmas is coming? Don’t let those lajahs come off your shelf and steal your presents to equally distribute them to everyone. Oh, and you only get bread now.
Oh no! You said Christmas is coming? Don’t let those lajahs come off your shelf and steal your presents to equally distribute them to everyone. Oh, and you only get bread now.
by Marc Men’s wearhouse November 24, 2021