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Lajahs are naughty little elves off of the shelves that like to walk on nails sticky. Sticky is the name of the game when it comes to Lajahs, and the game is walrus passing. When you see a lajah, DONT EVER break their hearts because karmic revenge will return on you sevenfold and bring communism to your country. Lajahs in love and happy mean a happy capitalist country.
If it weren’t for Lajahs lover, we would survive only on bread.

Oh no! You said Christmas is coming? Don’t let those lajahs come off your shelf and steal your presents to equally distribute them to everyone. Oh, and you only get bread now.
Lajah by Marc Men’s wearhouse November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
E'lajah, smart, funny, and tall. Knowing what is best for all of her friends. Keeping the drama in and telling no one about it. She could beat your ass if you are picking a fight woth her. Sooo. She will be all of the boy's bodyguard and lover❤. But beware! She doesnt just look for friends, she looks for what is insode her friends.(not creepy) she sees their personality. So if you are on of E'lajah's friend, you are on lucky person.
Boy;DAYMMMM SJES TALL
Girl:Yea she just picked a fight with some 12th grader.
Boy:Wow...
Girl:She must be an E'lajah.
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Dirty Lajah 

The act of pegging a dude in the ass so hard he bleeds to death on your aunts couch.
He dirty Lajah’d his uncles cat.
Dirty Lajah by Hoeplease May 5, 2020
A perfect girl, so perfect you wouldn't resist her even If u tried. Everyone loves her but, she's picky with her men
Look at Laiah! Man if only she was mine
laiah by Jovan Jackson November 29, 2016
Laiah is a nice girl that has depression but when she is arround you she is the best person she is nice rich beautiful and sexy
I love you laiah
Laiah by @potatochat321 follow me October 4, 2018
the most generous, loving and gorgeous people you will meet. you would be lucky to have a larah in your life, they are happy to help you out no matter what and are willing to adapt. They are also the most stunning people and usually have beautiful eyes that you could stare at all day. They are also amazing girlfriends. If you have a larah hold on and never let her go, she's a keeper.
there's larah, she looks gorgeous.
larah by laurabrown April 23, 2017
A crazy,Wild girl. That will always go lengths for her friends. She loves to Be creative either with dance,Music, or acting. Even though she seems brave on the outside she is very Sensitive. Lalah's Will often be very beautiful some girls may call her ugly they just dont see her beauty. She may be loud or quiet, there is no between. Lalah's will have a very outgoing personality so be prepared.
"Wow did you See Lalah today"
"Yeah she is so beautiful"
"And loud"
Lalah by hunnybunchesofouts4 February 18, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
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