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Laffy is the equivalent to 'laugh' in text speak
Dont laffy. it wasnt that funee.
laffy by Curbappealings March 10, 2014
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laffy taffy 

(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.
That ho had so much sex, when she spreads her legs, Willy Wonka himself would envy her Laffy Taffy.
laffy taffy by shecky December 28, 2005

Laffy Taffy Reach Around 

When your hitting it from the back, and your balls reach around and give the clit a little love tap. Causing slight discomfort for the male specimen.
Mom... I'm sorry last night my balls kept giving you that Laffy Taffy Reach Around.
Laffy Taffy Reach Around by YurthiPoo December 28, 2019

laffy taffy 

Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.
This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way.
laffy taffy by thatguyernie January 9, 2006

laffy taffy 

This is the really dirty version....
It is extra skin that hangs down past the vaginal lips.
laffy taffy by siz January 20, 2006

Laffy Taffy 

An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.
How many sides does a circle have?

Two, inside and outside.
Laffy Taffy by Tingle May 30, 2004

laffy taffy 

Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper
Girl shake that laffy taffy

I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party
laffy taffy by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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