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Lacticous 

Baby humans naturally need milk for growing. When this milk is provided on tap via the mother's teet. When the baby attaches it's (toothless) mouth to the female nipple like it was the Tootsie Pop owl, the nerve endings on mom's boob positively react to the sucking sensation in a weird but pleasurable way by producing lactose (breast milk). This happens because the mother likes how it feels and because it's feels weirdly sexual, her brain tells her that her baby needs this milk to live and it's totally normal. This contradictory feeling leaves the mother feeling lacticuos.

When something is weird but normal (oftentimes metaphorically).
When the Disc Golfer became frustrated was told an 18 hole course would cost real money to play, but only until he was told a golf cart would be included. This left him feeling very lacticous.
Lacticous by Baul Punyan December 14, 2023
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Lagticious

Lag in a server that keeps anyone from completing a task.
This server is so lagticious right now...
Lagticious by Dumazu November 9, 2015
Hyper, excited or both. Usually to the annoyance of the others around the affected persons.
Man I'm f**king lacious, gonna have to go to the club and dance it off.

I can feel the aciousness creeping in.
Stop being so lacious! Jesus!
Lacious by stickybogman May 3, 2018

latticus 

To end up with cum all over one's body, especially in odd places, after an orgasm.
Friend one: He ended up with jiz on his arms and face?
Friend two: Yeah, it was all over the place.
Friend one: Gross, he pulled a latticus.
latticus by Student Collectice January 20, 2008

Lacticious

Faking breast-feeding in front of strangers to get a reaction.
While out to eat she was being lacticious to get a reaction from the onlookers.

Luctious 

Adjective
To be good or enjoyable
Usually used in Britain as slang
‘That cake was luctious’
Luctious by Theodore Applebee July 1, 2023

lawlicous 

THE COOLEST MOST DELICIOUS LAW IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE MMMM LAWWW LAWWWW LAWWWWW
The word lawlicous is used when law is so delicious which is everyday. For example, “law is so lawlicous am I right?”.
lawlicous by lawwislawwful July 15, 2023
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