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LaChance 

When having unprotected sex with a women, the male only pulls out after he already starts to cum in her. Leaving a 50/50 chance of pregnancy.
Chauncy: "Hey did you wear a condom before you violated that slam pig."

Chris: "No, I'm a risk taker. So I decided to give her a LaChance."
LaChance by eddiemush November 14, 2011
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Lachance 

The name for the best type of person
My best friend Lachance is Amazing!
Lachance by Brudda OSASSsss October 25, 2020

Lucien Lachance 

A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.
Lucien Lachance "Todd Howard can Kiss My fine Imperial Ass."
Lucien Lachance by Lachizzle April 19, 2018

Fernand LaChance 

Imagine if Yoda and Buddha had a baby. That baby would be the Man, would it not? Well, that is the best way to describe Fernand, the Man. Not only does Fernand do his job, but he does it with the aid of his gravity defying belly. Use caution, as young Fernand is extremely huggable.
"Yes, a student's strength flows from Thayer itself. But beware of the Clarke. Anger, fear, aggression; Clarke are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Clarke path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Theodore Koskores' apprentice."
Fernand LaChance by arrbear January 3, 2005

George Lachance 

George is probably the best dude you’ll ever meet George makes a great friend and always speaks the truth even though he can sometimes be a meanie he always comes around and may even buy you a granola bar. George has a lot of trust issues but he will never let you down and is very open and cooperative. George bight be a little dark but it only takes his gbf with a waxk personality to bring out the light and make him a little happier everyday. George will date the best of the best because that’s what he deserves. George is very shy but never rlly seeks approval and popularity. George is almost always quiet but around his real friends he’s the bomb. George overall is a dumb dumb., poopy head, dooddooo head and a peeepeee head but if you ever find a George lachance make sure you have the time and energy to txt him all night into morning also George is def not curvy but believes he is
Wow only a George lachance would do this.

autumn lachance

ngl is prettier than you’ll ever be, so don’t try hoe. has some lit blue eyes and “BlAcK” hair, she’s kinda failing her classes but no cap it’s fine.
autumn lachance needs to get her grades up, other than that you should add up her snap

pierre de la chance 

When three French men have sex, the man in the middle is "pierre de la chance."
Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!
pierre de la chance by Revchu March 31, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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