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shit la merde 

An expression when things just aren't going right.
shit la merde by Gmdp January 19, 2019

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident 

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.
Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

La Brea Tar Shits 

The tarry black dookie of a newborn baby or an adult after some misadventure.
After a night of Pabst drafts and White Castle burgers, I have a case of the La Brea Tar Shits!

LaShitivus 

A professional who simultaneously meets the peter-principal standard & definition while being a functioning alcoholic. This person despite all their "unknown" short-comings (including but not limited to, inability to spell, read and write on a 10th grade English level) and lack of general intelligence will be successfully promoted up the ranks. A LaShitivus will survive and thrive in fortune 500 companies and law firms a like. The reason for the LaShitivus's success remains unknown, but his taste in scotch, women and suits is impeccable.
As an associate young LaShitivus is sent to court to file a minor motion. Bored and hung over LaShitivus forgets to file the motion and hits on an attractive court reporter - who turns out to be a young partner's wife. Upon his return Senior Partners hear about the spectacle and find this encounter amusing. They then offer LaShitivus a full time position after graduating.
LaShitivus by Craz Loave July 28, 2011
Short for lashitimate .
A legitimately shitty situation or object etc.
This toilet paper isn't 2-ply? no its lashit.

This job is lashitly the worst in the world.
lashit by alexa b. September 30, 2011
A demon in bed and great with the head!
Girl 1: Oouu i want a piece of Lashitty
Girl 2: Girl ion blame you
lashitty by lashitty November 23, 2021