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lolblock 

a. When someone does not want to IM you so they reply 'lol' to everything you say.

b. When someone does not know what to say while IMing you and they reply 'lol' to everything you say.
I wanted to talk to her, but it was that time of the month and she lolblocked me.

I told him how I really felt about him on facebook chat and he was so confused he lolblocked me.
lolblock by Ferniferousfern March 28, 2011
Words you can keep

LOLblock 

When you're playing League Of Legends and the internet limit reaches its' end.
-Dude, you're not gonna believe this. I was playing LOL and I was winning but my internet limit passed.
-That sucks, what a LOLblock!
LOLblock by tsilyc December 4, 2016
"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.
Lollocks by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

Lollockpop

Lollockpops are large vertical water recepticles that can be found littered across the urban pockets of Bahrain. They visually resemble lollypop sticks with a bollock on top.....lollockpop.
"Oh my God... look at the size of those Lollockpops!"
Lollockpop by P Rimmer April 22, 2007

LilBlocky 

some kid who doesn't appreciate haybales from minecraft
guy 1: Do you follow LilBlocky (lil_blocky_)on instagram
guy 2: oh hell no, he doesn't like haybales
LilBlocky by ketchupppppppp._ December 2, 2019

tickled my lollocks 

An expression used to say that something made you laugh.
That movie was so funny, it really tickled my lollocks.
tickled my lollocks by Smurfy12 February 26, 2010
A person who is a slacker on social media. When they actually have to use real words with their mouths, they can only say stuff like "LOL" and "OMG."
Is it just me or has Rick turned into a total lollock lately?
Lollock by whiteboyz36 October 29, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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