lolm

laugh out loud mate

lolm, did you hook up with that bird last nite, she was a grenade!

I can't believe Man U lost again.. lolm!

by Anonymous Bird Catcher March 24, 2011

LOLM

The precise moment your clumsy thumb pressed on an additional letter then accidentally committed to sending the message whilst looking to laugh out loud. Now, armed with an unrelenting urgency to correct yourself you've furrowed your eyebrows in annoyance and reflected on your entire life.

Then. An epiphany strikes. Who am I to worry about the way I'm perceived? Why not own up to this mistake and write a new chapter that'll spearhead a movement into the literary world!? WILL YOU STAND WITH ME BROTHERS!?

Person A: “Well have you heard of Cole’s Law?”

Person B: “No.”

Person A: “It’s mostly cabbage.”

Person B: LOLM.

by V.Anity January 28, 2026

Lolmops

A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.

Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.

by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009

lolmart

Place to get some cheap...maybe even free lol's.

i.e. look...i just got a 24 pack of frozen rofl's at lolmart for $5!!!

by RoflCopter Nick May 7, 2007

Lolmao

Invented in the 1860's by dank scientists, it is an epic combination of the expressions, "LOL" and "LMAO".

Lolmao, that's hilarious af.

by chrome.donut October 13, 2017

lolMets

Laughing at someone for failing in spectacular fashion. The term is derived mainly from the collapse of the 2007 New York Mets of Major League Baseball, who led the National League East by seven games on Sept. 12, and ended up losing the division title to the Philadelphia Phillies.

Did you see that guy fall off his bike into a vat of acid? lolMets.

by dmoney78 September 16, 2010

lolmao

The term lol and lmao combined into one word

Lolmao that guy just fell flat on his head.

by BOOMdaGOD December 7, 2020