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The precise moment your clumsy thumb pressed on an additional letter then accidentally committed to sending the message whilst looking to laugh out loud. Now, armed with an unrelenting urgency to correct yourself you've furrowed your eyebrows in annoyance and reflected on your entire life.

Then. An epiphany strikes. Who am I to worry about the way I'm perceived? Why not own up to this mistake and write a new chapter that'll spearhead a movement into the literary world!? WILL YOU STAND WITH ME BROTHERS!?
Person A: “Well have you heard of Cole’s Law?”

Person B: “No.”

Person A: “It’s mostly cabbage.”

Person B: LOLM.
LOLM by V.Anity January 28, 2026
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LOLmao • LOLMAN • lolmg • lolmfao • lolmo • LOLMONSTER • lolm • Lolma • lolmachine • lolmad
A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.
Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.
Lolmops by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009
Place to get some cheap...maybe even free lol's.

i.e. look...i just got a 24 pack of frozen rofl's at lolmart for $5!!!
lolmart by RoflCopter Nick May 7, 2007
Invented in the 1860's by dank scientists, it is an epic combination of the expressions, "LOL" and "LMAO".
Lolmao, that's hilarious af.
Lolmao by chrome.donut October 13, 2017
Laughing at someone for failing in spectacular fashion. The term is derived mainly from the collapse of the 2007 New York Mets of Major League Baseball, who led the National League East by seven games on Sept. 12, and ended up losing the division title to the Philadelphia Phillies.
Did you see that guy fall off his bike into a vat of acid? lolMets.
lolMets by dmoney78 September 16, 2010
The term lol and lmao combined into one word
Lolmao that guy just fell flat on his head.
lolmao by BOOMdaGOD December 7, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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