lol no 

Lol no is a phrase that must be respected, it is for when you disagree with someone and want to win the argument no matter what. Lol no will immediately win any argument placed before you whilst irritating the other party. It may only be used once, or in quick succession to hammer your point in.

lvl 1 crook: oh my god you're actually the worst smash player I've ever seen
lvl 40 boss: lol no

lol no by yes ewan October 8, 2020

lol no 

A response to a statement that was is incorrect, that it's funny.

Friend~Do you like JJ?
Me~lol no !

lol no by XxZoexX August 10, 2020

Lol no 

Usually used when you want someone to suffocate you with their tits.

Me: Lol no, I'm not gay.
Me in my mind: BrEaK mY bAcK pLeAsE eRiKa!

Lol no by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

LOL NO.

Used to reject nooblets, or to answer questions that have no relevance to the situation at hand.

Started by the Clan of Awesome Awesomeness on Gaia, while playing Gaia's MMO zOMG.

Example one-
Nooblet: Can I joinz ur crew?
Fwee: LOL NO.

Example two-
Person one: WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
CAN SOME1 TELL ME PLZ???

Fwee: LOL NO.

Random person: STFU AND STOP SPAMMING NOOBLET!!

LOL NO. by MakaFwee March 15, 2010

Lol no.

Round headed mf who’s small asf😹🤨📸

Lol no. Is not cool📸

Lol no. by Froghatyelena simp April 19, 2021

NO LOL 

Used by the lowest of degenerates.

Just means no in a happy/enthusiastic way.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid LOL

Person 2: NO LOL

NO LOL by GoodMoment20421 November 24, 2020

no lol 

no lol means no now stfu😀🦶🤟

friend: have u seen Charli D’Amelios new tiktok!
me: no lol
my fyp: toe pics?🦶😋

no lol by bad bitch hailey🥵 September 13, 2020