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LOL Bang 

1.- The bombarding of one person in a three way conversation with LOL, often occurs in a chat room

2.- When a group of friends LOLs together in a chat room

3.- When a nerd, geek, freak or loser has sex of any kind, (short for Loser On Line Bang)
1.-
Dude1: U sux, lol.
Dude2: Y?
Dude3: He's right, lol.
Dude2: Stop!
Dude1: lol.
Dude2: lol.

2.-
Guy1: lol!
Guy2: lol!
Guy3: lol!
Gurl: WTF?! Ah, lol!

3.-
Nerd: I'm gonna get laid 2nit!!! Yez, Ima smexy!
Dude: UR not smexy, and your gonna get LOL Banged!
LOL Bang by Jack of Nights March 27, 2009
Words you can keep

Bang Chan is a manly guy you know lol 

Bang Chan is a manly guy you know lol
Bang Chan is a manly guy you know lol

lol bangs 

This is an insult you can use if you wanna make fun of someone’s hair; this could ruin someone’s life if said to someone
Girl: so how do you like my.....
Me: lol bangs
Girl: dies
lol bangs by Edgeboi69 February 28, 2018
A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.
"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)
Lolbang by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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