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Short for getting Lord Knight'd. It's when you get absolutely smoked in fighting games. Often associated with a 5-0 beating.
This fella HookGangGod is getting LK'd
LK'd by Spreading The Truth October 25, 2020
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who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w 

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this
owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power
Pronounced: EL-KAI-DAS
Started as L Ks, meaning little kids.
Used in skate and snowparks.
"I want to have a good time, but these damn LK-das keep getting in the fucking way!"
LK-das by josh150 April 22, 2010

I'lk 6ut .hti doog😇 not me whrb yoi br mean a mwe🥺 owr , skwo mye😃😉😘🫡 iyll be see ceaxy, you eill hj1,7 ltew🤯🤯🤯🤯

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H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
H A N D M I L K by Numme February 8, 2019

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
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