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Comeback of a life time 

if someone tells you to kill ur self, say to them: "if i were to kill myself, i would climb up to your ego level, and jump down to ur IQ level."
i used it on someone and they never spoke to me again. so i call it the Comeback of a life time

Joke of a life time 

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.
Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”
Joke of a life time by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

Time Life 

An entertainment company who leeches off of old, classics...of what you ask? Anything, may it be Classic Rock or SNL. They take pride in releasing to you a Digitally Remastered, Super Deluxe, Box Set of everything about everything. They also advertise these box sets via late night infomercials on Comedy Central.
Time Life by The_masked_magician00 September 18, 2004

Time Life 

An evil company that produces musical collections that no one wants just to take up time during commerical breaks.

note: Time life should DIE
Ex:
Commerical) 100 Songs for kids can be yours for only 19.95

Viewer) Augh my ears they bleed!
Time Life by Marcus M July 28, 2005

Live my life a quarter mile at a time 

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"
"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 

A great acoustic song from Californian Pop-Punk/Alternative Rock band Green Day.

Released on their fifth album, Nimrod, it has also been included on the albums International Superhits! and Bullet In A Bible.

Alternate titles for it include Good Riddance, Time of Your Life, and Time of Your Life (Good Riddance).

Billie Joe Armstrong said about the song:

"At the time I wrote Good Riddance, I was breaking up with a girl that was moving to Ecuador, and I was trying to be as understanding about it as I could. I wrote the song as kind of a bon voyage. I was trying not to be bitter, but I think it came out a little bit bitter anyway... I thought that calling the song "Time of Your Life" was just a little too level-headed for me, so I had to come up with something different."

At the beginning of the album version, Billie Joe Armstrong messes up, tries again, makes the same mistake, then says "fuck." In between the tries, you can hear the faint sound of a digital metronome.

The song has been covered many times, and has also appeared in various other media. It has also been used many times as a graduation song.
Lyrics to Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life):

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang them on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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