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A phrase used by REAL Hackers/Crackers who are annoyed by Script Kiddies and other wanna-be "Hackers" that use so-called "Leet Speak" (L337 5P34K) -- especially if the "Leet Speak" is over-used, or used incorrectly.

See also: LHFS

Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: I M 4 L337 H4X0R!
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: W1T M4D 5X177Z!

Real Hacker: LHFT, moron!

LHFT by Pseudo Wisdom December 15, 2008

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LHFS

Learn How to Fucking Spell.

A phrase used by REAL Hackers/Crackers who are annoyed by Script Kiddies and other wanna-be "Hackers" that use so-called "Leet Speak" (L337 5P34K) -- especially if the "Leet Speak" is over-used, or used inncoorectly.

See also: LHFT

Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: I M 4 L337 H4X0R!
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: W1T M4D 5X177Z!

Real Hacker: LHFS, moron!

LHFS by Pseudo Wisdom December 15, 2008

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LHFH

Instead of the regular LHH ( Laugh Hella Hard) LHFH stands for "Laugh Hella Fucking Hard"

I recieved a text message saying Beyonce tripped down the stage again.. I sent back LHFH!

LHFH by Flyboi D-Sliqk July 23, 2009

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lhff

Lil horny freaky fuck

When she’s drunk, she’s a lhff.

lhff by notthatbang November 18, 2020

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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