LFHOF 

Late For His Own Funeral. A person who is chronically (and mostly unapologetically) late for everything.

Everett's LFHOF. Said he'd be here at 11:30 and his ass didn't even leave his house until 11:40, texting "OMW".

LFHOF by Shawdog July 30, 2010

lhoff 

A kid that dresses up like a hipster but states that he isn't. Dresses in the latest fag fashion. Ex. Hipster Glasses that he doesn't need, scarf's, three jackets on at the sane time, etc. He thinks he is the coolest kid but really isn't. Thinks he knows everybody and that they are his friend but they really aren't. Will talk to a girl but will not smash. Virgin.

Did you see that see that LHoff walking out of JCPenny with the latest in fag fashion. Those pants won't fit his baby dick.

lhoff by Zmoney ss December 3, 2013

LFHF 

Learn From His/Her Fail

The boss asked my co-worker what she was doing, she said 'nothing'. LFHF

LFHF by Urbanite01 June 25, 2010