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Late For His Own Funeral. A person who is chronically (and mostly unapologetically) late for everything.
Everett's LFHOF. Said he'd be here at 11:30 and his ass didn't even leave his house until 11:40, texting "OMW".
LFHOF by Shawdog July 30, 2010
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A kid that dresses up like a hipster but states that he isn't. Dresses in the latest fag fashion. Ex. Hipster Glasses that he doesn't need, scarf's, three jackets on at the sane time, etc. He thinks he is the coolest kid but really isn't. Thinks he knows everybody and that they are his friend but they really aren't. Will talk to a girl but will not smash. Virgin.
Did you see that see that LHoff walking out of JCPenny with the latest in fag fashion. Those pants won't fit his baby dick.
lhoff by Zmoney ss December 3, 2013
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The boss asked my co-worker what she was doing, she said 'nothing'. LFHF
LFHF by Urbanite01 June 25, 2010
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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