lhoff 

A kid that dresses up like a hipster but states that he isn't. Dresses in the latest fag fashion. Ex. Hipster Glasses that he doesn't need, scarf's, three jackets on at the sane time, etc. He thinks he is the coolest kid but really isn't. Thinks he knows everybody and that they are his friend but they really aren't. Will talk to a girl but will not smash. Virgin.

Did you see that see that LHoff walking out of JCPenny with the latest in fag fashion. Those pants won't fit his baby dick.

lhoff by Zmoney ss December 3, 2013

Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

Kelly Loffler by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

Loffin'

to play around and or to not complete ones duties

"You not goin' to that party? Dang son you loffin'."

"You aint been in school for half of the year....you loffin' around."

Loffin' by Blachaz3 April 27, 2008

Loff

Opposite of chat

Oi mate that’s loff

Loff by Chelllooo November 22, 2019

Planet Loff 

Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.

Holy fuck that fuckers head is so big it looks like planet Loff!

Planet Loff by Guacamoley October 27, 2007

Loffredo 

all highly attractive people.

look how hott that guy is, he must be a loffredo

Loffredo by jenny a May 11, 2007

loffle

Another form of lol, and more easily spoken than lol.

Loffle my waffle.

loffle by EC June 14, 2004