A kid that dresses up like a hipster but states that he isn't. Dresses in the latest fag fashion. Ex. Hipster Glasses that he doesn't need, scarf's, three jackets on at the sane time, etc. He thinks he is the coolest kid but really isn't. Thinks he knows everybody and that they are his friend but they really aren't. Will talk to a girl but will not smash. Virgin.
Did you see that see that LHoff walking out of JCPenny with the latest in fag fashion. Those pants won't fit his baby dick.
by Zmoney ss December 3, 2013
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Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
by fuk_ga October 12, 2020
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"You aint been in school for half of the year....you loffin' around."
"You aint been in school for half of the year....you loffin' around."
by Blachaz3 April 27, 2008
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Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.
by Guacamoley October 27, 2007
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