MMAOICR

Make Me An Offer I Can't Refuse. (A line made famous in the film "The Godfather")

My homie called and tried to drag me out the house. I wasn't much motivated and told him MMAOICR.

by Shawdog May 24, 2016

bgdulz

Sport referees:

Blind Guys Dressed-Up Like Zebras.

The BGDULZ called a bunk foul on my team.

by Shawdog March 20, 2022

IDGPTNF

I Don't Get Paid Till Next Friday. The sad lament of struggling Late Millennials and Early GenZ folks beset by student loans.

My homie regularly cries IDGPTNF in the face of every financial crisis.

by Shawdog February 18, 2019

Knowledge Motel

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

by Shawdog November 28, 2016

LFHOF

Late For His Own Funeral. A person who is chronically (and mostly unapologetically) late for everything.

Everett's LFHOF. Said he'd be here at 11:30 and his ass didn't even leave his house until 11:40, texting "OMW".

by Shawdog July 30, 2010

ITPAC

"Is the pope a Catholic?"

Used as an answer to any question that is already obvious.

Pronounced it-pak.

I asked a teenager if he was hungry and wanted to eat. The immediate answer was "ITPAC!!"

by Shawdog November 23, 2011

PIBR

Phone Induced Brain Rot: The not-so-gradual reduction in our attention spans due to constant use of smartphones, to the point that it becomes more and more difficult to read more than 10 pages or so at a time -- even in a good book.

I started to read "Fire and Fury" and despite it being really interesting, I couldn't plow through more than a few pages at a time. PIBR, I guess.

by Shawdog August 17, 2018