IDGPTNF

I Don't Get Paid Till Next Friday. The sad lament of struggling Late Millennials and Early GenZ folks beset by student loans.

My homie regularly cries IDGPTNF in the face of every financial crisis.

by Shawdog February 18, 2019

MMAOICR

Make Me An Offer I Can't Refuse. (A line made famous in the film "The Godfather")

My homie called and tried to drag me out the house. I wasn't much motivated and told him MMAOICR.

by Shawdog May 24, 2016

bgdulz

Sport referees:

Blind Guys Dressed-Up Like Zebras.

The BGDULZ called a bunk foul on my team.

by Shawdog March 20, 2022

Knowledge Motel

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

by Shawdog November 28, 2016

NND

Non-Negotiable Demand. An unreasonable request by a friend or associate, usually issued the way a petulant child would demand his toy or his blankie.

For those old enough to remember, it was common during the 1970's for militant organizations to set up a table on a college campus and loudly announce "We Have The Following List of Non-Negotiable Demands."

Julius called me and made an NND that I pay his phonebill this month.

by Shawdog December 14, 2012

My phone was trippin'

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

by Shawdog December 02, 2016

decellulitis

That naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world

OMG! I've got decellulitis -- my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and I'm lost without it.

by Shawdog October 06, 2016