Definitions by Shawdog

bgdulz

Sport referees:

Blind Guys Dressed-Up Like Zebras.

The BGDULZ called a bunk foul on my team.

bgdulz by Shawdog March 20, 2022

divoid 

An empty-headed diva or divo, someone with a fashion sense but little else in their brain

Omg, did you hear how dumb that divoid's convo was? A lot of words, but with no There there.

divoid by Shawdog April 27, 2019

IDGPTNF 

I Don't Get Paid Till Next Friday. The sad lament of struggling Late Millennials and Early GenZ folks beset by student loans.

My homie regularly cries IDGPTNF in the face of every financial crisis.

IDGPTNF by Shawdog February 18, 2019

PIBR 

Phone Induced Brain Rot: The not-so-gradual reduction in our attention spans due to constant use of smartphones, to the point that it becomes more and more difficult to read more than 10 pages or so at a time -- even in a good book.

I started to read "Fire and Fury" and despite it being really interesting, I couldn't plow through more than a few pages at a time. PIBR, I guess.

PIBR by Shawdog August 17, 2018

My phone was trippin' 

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

My phone was trippin' by Shawdog December 2, 2016

Knowledge Motel 

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

Knowledge Motel by Shawdog November 28, 2016

decellulitis 

That naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world

OMG! I've got decellulitis -- my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and I'm lost without it.

decellulitis by Shawdog October 6, 2016