Legally tugboat is
like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!"
Like a tugboat, she looks
like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!
Hey man, how did that date go the other
night with that girl?
Well, she never sent me a body
shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!