legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.

I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?

by jermwash November 11, 2014

Hamberders

What you feed the best college football team in the White House when you selfishly shut the government down because you can't get what you want.

I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders, etc.

by jermwash January 15, 2019