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The definition of LATJO is "lowkey about to jerk off"
"Im LATJO"
"Oh what's that? It means lowkey about to jerk off."
LATJO by I<3MILFS lol December 3, 2021
Words you can keep
A person that's a compassionate, funny, secretive, giving, loving great woman. She's someone you can always count on, even if she's busy. She's a true friend, an exceptional, insatiable lover. Being with LaToya will never be dull or boring. LaToya's make exceptional Aries & great Scorpios. Every man needs a LaToya in his life.
Guy: see that girl? She's a LaToya
LaToya by Shaquan47 March 24, 2016
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jon lajoie

johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .
"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"

"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"

- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2
jon lajoie by alansfr April 6, 2008
The most amazing person and hottest person and she can be your mommy ;) she's better than all the other bitches
Omg Latoya is so hot
Latoya by Roulett April 20, 2020
She is the definition of loyalty, kind, a sweetheart. She is very caring, nurturing, always a helper. Dedicated to the end. Very discerning and most likely correct. May be viewed to be gullable or naive but is neither. Very intelligent, smart and not easily fooled, tricked or manipulated; but is thought to be because of such a pure heart. A keeper and a go getter. One not to be toyed or played with. If you ever have the pleasure of knowing her she's a friend for life, best lover, best kisser, best hugger, best love maker. Keep her close and never let her go.
Latonya will forever be the love of you life and never will you forget her.
Latonya by A former lover June 12, 2019
Latoya the prettiest person ever to met she’s independent very self-centre social person she’s sweet , caring and bubbly

Latoya amazing
Latoya by Chalisa101 August 20, 2021
Beautiful, loving, & patient. Sometimes very vindictive and sassy, but very generous! Truly a magnificent and caring out of any person in the world.
Latoyia is an amazing person.
I can't believe Aunt Latoyia came to my football game!
Latoyia by JKG12190 October 30, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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