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An online game that lags like fuck, usually due to some idiot attempting to run the game on some piece of shit mac or windows 95.
Simple as that.
I was in a lagfest yesterday, every game second that passed took 5 real seconds, for fucks sake, was that idiot's processor ran by hampster wheels?

lagfest by TACTICALSQUAD August 25, 2008
One who is tall and lanky at the same token and/or has an elongated stride/reach compared to the average humans skeletal structure.
Sean: "Wow that friend of your's Joey is a lankfest."

Richard: "Righhht"

Sean: "That fucker looked prehistoric."
Lankfest by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006
An online game that lags constantly so that its not possible to move or do anything in game
I was on a MW2 server yesterday and it was like a fucking lagfest!!
Lagfest by Your Penis112 September 2, 2010
when you play an online game with slow internet
a huge lagfest went on for 20 minnutes because of the bad weather.
lagfest by nobody else here March 9, 2017

Landestoney 

The emotion of feeling alone in a crowded room
I don't belong here, I'm consumed by landestoney.
Landestoney by Emmadorean January 17, 2011

lafester 

An annoying little sister who is the favorite over everyone else in the house who thinks she is all that and a bag of fucking chips but in reality is a little bitch
Look at my sister, she’s such a lafester
lafester by Hswnsbdjskskwjshs May 16, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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