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B.A.L.O.G. 

1. Noun: An acronym meaning "Bring At Least One Girl". Typically applies to a party or other type of festive event, acting as an entry requirement or mission statement in order to avoid a sausage fest scenario. One of the rarest types of parties, but one of the most effective, making sure the girl to guy ratio at an event is relatively equal.

2. Verb: To balog/B.A.L.O.G./Balog/BALOG, is synonymous with to party, rage, attend and participate at a lit party or social gathering, typically with a large amount of females in attendance.
1. "Are you going to the B.A.L.O.G. at James' house? Make sure you bring a girl or you won't get in man!"

2. "Dude I'm gonna bring my girlfriend to James' and BALOG so hard!"
B.A.L.O.G. by TeetsMahoney August 17, 2016

l.g.o.a.t.

When you are a g.o.a.t. you are a "greatest of all time" but an l.g.o.a.t. is the opposite of that. An l.g.o.a.t. is a "least greatest of all time".
Dude you stink so bad at basketball you aren't a g.o.a.t. you are a l.g.o.a.t.
I A.G.L.O and it hurts so much.
A.G.L.O by UnsocialCB January 31, 2023

G.S.A.L.O. 

G.S.A.L.O.- Go suck a long one. Could use it to tell someone to shut up
Adrian: hey Greg, when u gonna come and fix my house

Greg: G.S.A.L.O.
ADRIAN: what?
G.S.A.L.O. by AAR0511 March 2, 2015
acronym for, Greatest LIVING of all time
big L was definitely the G.O.A.T but Canibus is the G.L.O.A.T
G.L.O.A.T by N!kk@45 February 22, 2008

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good todayo.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”