A fat, classless person who picks up their new "fiance" on an internet role-playing game, such as
Runescape or World of Warcraft. Can most often be identified by several unfinished tattoos, tacky blonde and black
hair, and out of style
facial piercings. You will often find Balogs at Walmart, as this is their favorite place to shop for useless crap once they receive their disability checks. They are absolutely unaware that they are low-class (see also, "White
Trash"). There are Balogs everywhere, but Pittsburgh is a prime place to find the female of this primitive species.
A typical day for a Balog is to get out of bed and examine itself for bruises and other injuries received during the previous night's drunken blackout. He/She then runs straight to the computer to log on to
Runescape, where he/she immediately tells perfect strangers how much they love them. Then, it's off to the
Cash-n-Go to get a payday loan......then a WalMart trip to buy dog food for their Pit Bull or Rotweiller. Once it returns home, it goes straight back to the computer for more online-lovin'.
Balogs tend to favor
sex with married men/women, as they feel desirable and sexy if they are able to lure someone away from their spouse.
Balogs tend to live either in trailers, houses that are in foreclosure, or with several generations of their family in a
tiny, crappy
house in Pittsburgh. The female of the species uses her
ed-u-ma-kashin to wipe retarded
people's butts, or become a cocktail waitress. The male tends to be a self-proclaimed mechanic, a bouncer, or a bartender. When the Balog finally succeeds in getting a "fiance" from outside the family, he/she immediately moves in with them.
Another trend for female Balogs are
fake pregnancies, used to keep their married "fiance" from being with his
wife. Once confronted, they claim to have had a miscarriage. Drug use is also prevalent in circles of Balogs, as is drinking
alcohol to excess. There are many Balog's with DUII's, Domestic charges, and drug charges.
