L.S.A. 

L.S.A. stands for Light Skinned Association. It is a group founded by Big Lyte aka Dulce de Leche aka The daggum caramel of milk and Lite Skin aka Ballerific Bitch on Deck. The L.S.A. is known for hardcore partying, dunking on niggas, and just general FBGMing. Basically if you are a member of the L.S.A. Jesus and Chuck Norris are a step below you.....

Hoe 1: I got with this guy last nite he was in L.S.A......
Hoe 2: That automatically gets you heaven unless you kill more than 10 people
Hoe 1: That's what I heard

L.S.A. by THEBigBlackTrain March 15, 2011

l.s.a. 

ludacris service announcement

in the end of ludacris (Feat. T-Pain) - One More Drink in the video he says at the end this has been a l.s.a.

l.s.a. by tamirez January 16, 2009

L S & A 

Meaning Lumpy Spunk and Alcohol.

This term concerns anything and is normally to agree on something or to end a sentence.

You know I couldn't believe it, I mean L S & A and all that!

L S & A by Joey February 15, 2005

L.S.A.T. 

An L.S.A.T. is a W.V.R.M. "F.R.N.D.L.E." in your H.E.A.D. that pretends to be friendly, but is actually making you quite A.S.S.I.C.K. 🕶️🍇🩸🧠🗡️🕳️🤯

Damn... I JUST CHECKED my Dad's Stock Portfolio before L.S.A.T. practice and he S.L.A.Z.Z.E.D. Me in da mouth and said, Good J.O.B. 🐋🗡️🧿🧲🤐🦾👹🔰🦁

L.S.A.T. by Gecko Glock December 28, 2020

S.A.L.S. 

Suck At Life Syndrome (also known as SALS), this is used as a description of someone who seems to fail at life.

My car is wrecked, my home is 1 square foot, I have no education, I'm stupid, I must have S.A.L.S.

S.A.L.S. by John DICE April 5, 2007

S.A.L.S.H. 

The S.A.L.S.H. is a very mysterious and powerful entity... and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power!!!

Although the true identity of the S.A.L.S.H. can never be revealed, the mystery behind the social phenomenon swiftly taking the New England area by storm allows believers to make what they want out of it. S.A.L.S.H. is you, S.A.L.S.H. is me, and S.A.L.S.H. is whatever you want it to be.

In the beginning of it all there were only three... On 09/11/2008 in the city of Fitchburg Massachusetts, the three founding fathers of the S.A.L.S.H. came together and formed the trifecta that fueled the formation of an entity that would forever change the universe as we know it today. One man deciphered the physical geography of the realm, The second man created the laws and rules to govern the entity. Finally and ironically the third man who was naive to the S.A.L.S.H. unknowingly created the mystery and upheld the question, "What the fuck is S.A.L.S.H?"

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap S.A.L.S.H.

S.A.L.S.H. by HellzYaKid July 8, 2010

s.a.l.s.a 

Stop
Acting
Like
Shit is
Alright

Tim: hey how are you dealing with the breakup Jessica ?
Jessica: I’m fine *tries not to get emotional*
Tim: Jess! S.A.L.S.A , it’s okay to be upset.

s.a.l.s.a by Zolo Jazz Kup August 13, 2018