Låvan 

Lovan but gay

Hej låvan

Låvan by Lovan123riktig October 13, 2021

Lavan

A uncommon Indian name usually given to a boy. It is derived from the epic Ramayana and one of the characters Lava, who is one of the twin sons of Rama and Sita. Lavan is THAT INDIAN KID at your school. He's the hottest, sexiest Indian created by God. He's super smart, funny, and charismatic. All the girls basically love him. All the Indian girls want him to be their boyfriend. His only flaws are that he is slightly narcissistic and overconfident. But it's really no big deal.

"Did you hear!? Lavan rejected yet another Indian girl! I wonder who he really likes?"

Lavan by lightfinger123 October 10, 2019

lavan

Licking
Angry
Vampires
After
Sundown

Dude dont lavan, you'll get hurt!

lavan by Dru W November 5, 2007

Lavan

A great brown friend who has a thick brown accent due to his time in India. Always is in the library and hates physical activity except for cricket which is his favourite sport. Gets all the girls by using his intelligence.

Lavan is so smart!

Lavan by cancerous123 September 12, 2020

Lavan

Gets drunk and ends up on his apartment floor. Needs to get a better barber or please check hairstyles before suggesting the cut

Personally Lavan wouldn’t let this slide

Lavan by Family mart July 7, 2024

Alabama Lavan 

A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!

Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!

Alabama Lavan by Lavan Lovescats June 28, 2008

lavandettes 

a banderovite replacement for tinder the that ukrainian nazis of azov batallion use

"but why tinder when lavandettes" - natop

lavandettes by allahuakbartaliban August 8, 2022