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A uncommon Indian name usually given to a boy. It is derived from the epic Ramayana and one of the characters Lava, who is one of the twin sons of Rama and Sita. Lavan is THAT INDIAN KID at your school. He's the hottest, sexiest Indian created by God. He's super smart, funny, and charismatic. All the girls basically love him. All the Indian girls want him to be their boyfriend. His only flaws are that he is slightly narcissistic and overconfident. But it's really no big deal.
"Did you hear!? Lavan rejected yet another Indian girl! I wonder who he really likes?"
Lavan by lightfinger123 October 10, 2019
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Dude dont lavan, you'll get hurt!
lavan by Dru W November 5, 2007
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lavanya • lavan • Lavana • Lavanaya • lavaniya • LaVante • lavanna • lavant • Låvan • lavanah
A great brown friend who has a thick brown accent due to his time in India. Always is in the library and hates physical activity except for cricket which is his favourite sport. Gets all the girls by using his intelligence.
Lavan is so smart!
Lavan by cancerous123 September 12, 2020
Gets drunk and ends up on his apartment floor. Needs to get a better barber or please check hairstyles before suggesting the cut
Personally Lavan wouldn’t let this slide
Lavan by Family mart July 7, 2024
Hej låvan
Låvan by Lovan123riktig October 13, 2021

Alabama Lavan 

A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!
Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!
Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.
Lananesses are just not actresses of the stage and screen. They are the girls who somehow handle school, work, and a social life with a smile on their face and a spring in their step.
Lananess by Kris1095 November 18, 2012
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