A uncommon Indian name usually given to a boy. It is derived from the epic Ramayana and one of the characters Lava, who is one of the twin sons of Rama and Sita. Lavan is THAT INDIAN KID at your school. He's the hottest, sexiest Indian created by God. He's super smart, funny, and charismatic. All the girls basically love him. All the Indian girls want him to be their boyfriend. His only flaws are that he is slightly narcissistic and overconfident. But it's really no big deal.
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Lavan is so smart!
by cancerous123 September 12, 2020
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A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!
Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!
by Lavan Lovescats June 28, 2008
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