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Kyles Mom 

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck

Kyle's mom is behind him
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kyles mom 

the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (southpark)
kyles mom by Anonymous June 9, 2003

kyles mom 

The bitchyest person alive, if you know Jean than call her a stupid ass bitch
dude shes totaly kyles mom.
kyles mom by justalovemachin January 7, 2008

Kyle's mom

Kyle's mom is a big fat ugly bitch
Kyle's mom by MrDylanyay November 25, 2016

Kyle Wagnon's Mom 

A super hot mom who likes to get slammed by gym teachers and their sons.
Hey whos that slut?
Oh that's just Kyle Wagnon's Mom
Kyle Wagnon's Mom by Larry ward October 27, 2009

Kyle's Mom

Someone who takes something that their kids do and find what the kids learn it from and attack the source. See Bitch
WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Uhh Cartman
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Big 'ol fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
Kyle's Mom by Whythisword June 17, 2019

kyle's mom

A big fat bitch, said to be the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She is also a stupid bitch (if there ever was a bitch) and is normally a bitch to all the boys and girls. She is a bitch on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday, but to be different, on Sunday, she's a super king kamaya maya beeeyotch. Kyle's mom is mean and has stupid hair, and can be classified as dirty. Other kids around the world have been asked, and it's agreeable that she is a big fat bitch. In summary, she is a big fat fucking bitch.
Kyle's mom is such a big 'ol bitch!
kyle's mom by vgboy2002 May 16, 2004