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kylers penis 

The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.
Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.
kylers penis by Patriot44368 April 19, 2021
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Kylers penis 

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis

Does kyler have a small penis 

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong
Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

Does Kyler have a small penis 

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay
"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"
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