Kyenan

A man who can't go anywhere without a side piece but isn't a simp

Person 1 "Is he doing a Kyenan?"
Person 2 "Yea he has some new hoe with him again"

by Morty42069 March 13, 2022

Keenanism

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018

kenanightmare

Named after an engineer's name who causes nightmares.

It is a kenanightmare.

by nightmareslave December 21, 2018

maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

by Dan January 14, 2005

maynard james keenan

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.

example.... ?

by glaive December 27, 2003

Kenan

Kenan is the best friend you’ll ever have, he cares so much about everyone around him and tries his best to make sure everyone around him is happy. Some would say he cares too much, as him caring about others has caused him to have many internal issues. He often doubts himself and believes the worst in himself, but believes the best in others.

Friend 1: Kenan helps me so much with my problems.
Friend 2: Yeah, but I wish there was a way we could help him for once.

by 🥺🥰 December 15, 2019

pepper keenan

singer for COC, guitarist for Down. legend.

is that pepper keenan's natural hair colour?

by kunt-o-rama January 4, 2007